Taking a little break from what is turning into a weeklong celebration of rummage sale finds, I offer this bit of conversation from my yearly gyn exam:
Nurse: Your blood pressure is a little high. Were you just running around?
Me: No, but I'm kind of nervous about the exam.
Nurse: Oh, do you have "White Coat Syndrome?"
Me: No, but I think I may have "Someone's About To Stick a Little Wooden Spatula Up My Ya-Ya Syndrome."
Have a great day, ladies! More rummage sale finds tomorrow...