Do I look fat?
Because I've been thinking maybe I need to lose a few l-b's. Know what I mean?
Actually, I really think I'm just a little short for my weight...
'Cuz when I stand up really straight, I don't look fat at all, right?
What, you think maybe I should cut out the carbs?
Really?
Mmmfgbbb.
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Oh, Mary....these pictures are absolutely GREAT. You have really learned to use that new camera and I can tell you are having a good time with it.
ReplyDeleteI love this little bird...fat or skinny, he is so sweet! And does seeing him mean SPRING is right around the corner? I think so!!
hugs, bj
aren't we up so early!!?!!
LOL!! How fun! He is the cutest:)
ReplyDeleteBTW, I think you are perfect! Don't change a thing.
Rhonda
Don't we aaall stand in frmont of the mirror trying to stretch ourselves like this? Hee-hee!
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Mary!
ReplyDeletelol!! Ha! I just love the pictures! So much personality in that little guy! i feel that way all the time... haha!
Have a marvelous Monday!
♥ Abbie
lolololo, great pictures. They made me smile even on a Monday!!
ReplyDeleteHave a good one, Janie
hehehe.....great post, Mary! :-) Rosie
ReplyDeleteSooo cute! I think he looks good all fat & fluffy! So don't slimming Mr. Blue ;o) Happy Day, Mary ((HUGS))
ReplyDeleteI am laughing out loud Mary! What a cute post!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day.
Hugs,
Donna
What a cute way to start the day! Thanks for making me laugh!
ReplyDeleteAmanda:)
Hahahaaaa Mary, you almost made me spit my coffee on my keyboard! Love that last picture and the way you wrote the last "full mouth" comment was just hysterical!
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday :)
Dena
Such great pics and captions of your funny little blue jay :-}
ReplyDeleteI think the important thing is to love yourself for who you are. Embrace your puffy chest and your fabulous sticky out tail. If you love yourself, you may find the strength to say no to that second stale hot dog bun. I hope it helps!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Dr. Phil
Dear Dr. Phil (anonymous),
ReplyDeleteI am crying with the truth of your words. Or maybe it's just because I'm LMAO!!! Anyway, many thanks!
xoxo,
Mary
That story was great! Your bird photos are really good.
ReplyDeleteMary.. love the pictures. I say eat baby it is cold and you need it to stay warm!
ReplyDeleteIf only we ha the metabolism of a blue jay, but not the nasty temperment or screechy voice !
ReplyDeleteJanet
Ah!! The eternal question of looks over pleasure -- and the real answer: Just Eat the hot dog bun -- and Enjoy! Excellent posting -- and wonderful pictures! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteJan at Rosemary Cottage who always takes the hot dog bun ..... !
Mary,
ReplyDeleteOh what wonderful pics of Mr. Blue Jay. He looks so cute all fat and fluffy. Too cute!!
that is so cute.
ReplyDeleteyou have really bonded with this cute little guy!
darling.
oxoxox,
jessi
Hey Mary, I am tagging you so read about it at my blog.
ReplyDeleteHello Mary! I've been reading your posts for a little while now and enjoying them very much. Time for me to "de-lurk" and say thanks for sharing your life with us.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures and captions on these 'jay pictures brought such a big smile to my face!! GREAT way to start a Monday :)
Elizabeth
What great pictures. And a cute posting. I love dropping in to see what you have to share. Keep up the good work. Be back soon. ~Adrienne~
ReplyDeleteI love your bluejay Mary. Did you give it a name yet? What's its name? He's the cutest bluejay.
ReplyDeleteHave an enjoyable day.
jeannie
Love the photos Mary! We had a snow day too last Friday--the storm knocked out the internet and I just got it back!
ReplyDeleteAnnie
Hi Mary,
ReplyDeleteThe blue jay is adorable. We all know that feeling of trying to stand up real straight and suck in our gut. Then just saying, Oh furgit it.....
Hugs, Laura
Ummm, I wish I could do that. Stick out my neck and be skinny! Yeah!
ReplyDeleteLove it! What a great idea. I've been enjoying your 'spring fever' posts. Living in upstate New York, I feel your pain!
ReplyDelete*loud chuckle*
ReplyDeleteLOVED IT!!!!
That little guy is so cute and fat. I miss seeing blue jays and cardinals. They just aren't seen in the desert. For me, it's a sign that Spring is around the corner.. Yahoo.
ReplyDeleteHi Mary I'm just stopping by to see what you've been up to while I have been away. I love the photos of the blue jay and your comments are hilarious! Rhondi xo
ReplyDeleteOh Mary! This is such a funny post, thanks for the morning chuckle sweetie! heheheheheheeeee
ReplyDeleteAmanda (aka Cottage Contessa)
Mary, thanks for the giggle! What great pictures and comments. LOVE THIS POST!! Thank you for making my day.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Penny
LOL..how fun is that..
ReplyDeletethanks for the smiles!!
deena
What a Darling Jay Bird <3 He is very pretty! And what Great Captions to top off the beauty, Thanks for that it was a great way to start a week off! =^-^=
ReplyDeletetoo funny! your pics are great! glad to see Dr. Phil is visiting your blog!!
ReplyDeleteMary,
ReplyDeleteoh what a sweet and funny post! Yes you really gave me a good chuckle! Thanks, I really needed that.
Hugs,
Rose
...lol...Too cute! I especially loved the, "Mmmfgbbb" part! :o)
ReplyDelete...Blessings...
This is great! I love it. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeletehahahahhah.... love it.....
ReplyDeleteGreat photos - lots of fun too!!
ReplyDeleteyou don't know me one bit but i happened to stop after clicking on some link or other and: ...this made me smile really wide!
ReplyDeleterobin
These are wonderful! And you have the most delicious sense of humor! You tickle me...
ReplyDeleteHe is so beautiful and just the perfect size to be a harbinger of Spring!
I finally sent your little box! I hope you can use the things inside...they just made me think of you and the little red house!
Hugs,
Sue
GREAT photos, Mary! ~ Lynda xox
ReplyDeleteOh, I love your pictures of the blue jay! Adorable.
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